The 2013 wines are all safely in barrel and hibernating for the winter. Now, maybe Dean can get some shut eye, too…
But wait! The Crush-R just heard that crazy guy has decided to sit at the bar — I mean, for the California Bar Exam this coming February! Is he nuts?
We are left wondering whether he submitted his application shortly after tasting through all those barrels — doesn’t he realize he’s supposed to swish and spit?
Everyone knows you shouldn’t drink and drive, that drunk dialing is risky, and you should never propose marriage while wearing beer goggles. Well, Dean, apparently EWI (Enrolling While Intoxicated) has just earned you a sentence of 3 months hard studying with no chance of parol. Frickin’ masochist!